Added (16th of october 2022): The final version, called 'A Quixotic Proof of Fermat's Two Squares Theorem for Prime Numbers', has been accepted by the American Math. Monthly. Up to formatting changes, labellings of results and minor differences it coincides with the preprint https://hal.archives-ouvertes.fr/hal-03813904 .
Added (first of november 2021): A detailled proof is contained in https://hal.archives-ouvertes.fr/hal-03408135/document (also available from the arXiv in a few days).