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According to Wikipedia False proof

For example the reason validity fails may be a division by zero that is hidden by algebraic notation. There is a striking quality of the mathematical fallacy: as typically presented, it leads not only to an absurd result, but does so in a crafty or clever way.

The Wikipedia page gives examples of proofs along the lines $2=1$ and the primary source appears the book Maxwell, E. A. (1959), Fallacies in mathematics.

What are some examples of interesting false proofs?

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    $\begingroup$ Is this a duplicate? $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 21, 2012 at 17:19
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    $\begingroup$ the answers to this will turn out to replicate many of the responses to Gowers' famous question on "false beliefs", so I am not so sure if this question should remain open. $\endgroup$
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    $\begingroup$ A false proof is not the same as a false belief. One can read a false proof, know for certain that the conclusion is false (so there is no false belief), and still have trouble pinpointing the error. $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 22, 2012 at 15:36
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    $\begingroup$ I'm surprised no one has mentioned Stallings's false proof of the Poincare Conjecture, in his paper "How Not to Prove the Poincare Conjecture". $\endgroup$
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    $\begingroup$ There are no false proofs, by definition. $\endgroup$ Commented Mar 19, 2013 at 17:32

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My favorite example is the following proof of the Cayley-Hamilton theorem, which caused me some disconcertion when I was a student. Let $A$ be a square matrix, and call $p(t) = \det(tI - A)$ its characteristic polynomial. Then $p(A) = \det(AI-A) = 0$.

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    $\begingroup$ Somehow this can be made into a correct proof with the Zariski topology. $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 21, 2012 at 15:46
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    $\begingroup$ It can be made into a correct proof in several ways; unfortunately, they all spoil the pristine elegance of the false proof. $\endgroup$
    – Angelo
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    $\begingroup$ This false proof is so good I've got used to proposing to my students $q(t)=tr(tI-A)$ as an antidote. $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 21, 2012 at 17:15
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    $\begingroup$ @domenico: that's as close to a funny mathematical joke as we are going to get :D $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 23, 2012 at 2:25
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    $\begingroup$ Another antidote is the following: if $\det(B-A)=0$, it does not imply that $p(B)=0$. So why should it imply for $B=A$? $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 23, 2012 at 6:49
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$$e^i = (e^i)^{(2\pi/2\pi)} = (e^{2\pi i})^{1/2\pi} = 1^{1/2\pi} = 1.$$

I first saw this one many years ago, written on the wall of a bathroom stall in the Princeton University math department.

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    $\begingroup$ Math departments have the best bathroom graffiti. $\endgroup$ Commented Jan 15, 2013 at 4:51
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    $\begingroup$ This is not conceptually different from $-1=(-1)^{2/2}=((-1)^2)^{1/2}=1^{1/2}=1$ $\endgroup$
    – Qfwfq
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    $\begingroup$ @Qfwfq, I'm embarrassed to learn, after having done a math degree, that $$(a^{b})^{c}$$ doesn't always equal $$a^{bc}$$ I then googled and watched famous youtube videos that introduce the equation (for high school kids), and none of them mentioned that either a should be non-negative or b, c must be integers. I'm shocked that this hasn't caused havoc for my math/programming life. I need to go back and prove some of my basics. $\endgroup$
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    $\begingroup$ @Elliott I would rather phrase it this way: $x^y$ is (or can be, if $y$ is not an integer) multi-valued. So $(a^b)^c$ represents a set of possible values, as does $a^{bc}$. These sets will overlap but they may not be equal, unless we are careful to specify (or adopt a convention) which of the multiple values we're selecting. The simplest example is that $1$ has two square roots, and by convention we usually interpret $1^{1/2}$ to be the positive square root, but when we apply the "law" $(a^b)^c = a^{bc}$, we must carefully select the correct value out of the multiple possible values. $\endgroup$ Commented Sep 2, 2021 at 13:09
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I like this one, invented by T.Clausen in 1827: since $e^{2\pi i n}=1$ for all integers $n$, we have $e^{2\pi i n+1}=e$, which implies $e^{(2\pi i n+1)^2}=(e^{2\pi i n+1})^{2\pi i n+1}=e^{2\pi i n+1}=e$. Now expanding the square at the exponent gives $$e^{1-4\pi^2n^2+4\pi n i}=e$$ and after simplifying $$e^{-4\pi^2n^2}=1$$ for all $n$.

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    $\begingroup$ How easily we forget that everything must be defined! $\endgroup$ Commented Jun 16, 2012 at 16:22
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    $\begingroup$ Mistake: The step $(e^a)^b = e^{ab}$. Wrong for complex numbers. $\endgroup$ Commented Mar 27, 2021 at 10:52
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    $\begingroup$ Part of the problem comes from the exponential notation e^x being used interchangeably with the exp notation exp(x). $\endgroup$ Commented Nov 29, 2023 at 16:14
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In the definition of an equivalence relation $\sim$, the reflexivity of $\sim$ is redundant: Indeed, for any $x$, by the symmetric property we have $x \sim y$ implies $y \sim x$. By transitivity we have $x \sim y$ and $y \sim x$ imply $x \sim x$. Therefore, using only symmetry and transitivity, we obtain reflexivity.

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    $\begingroup$ But this proves the result if there is at least one equivalence? $\endgroup$ Commented Mar 20, 2013 at 18:02
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    $\begingroup$ As Davidac says you only need that for any $x$ there exists at least one $y$ such that $x \sim y$. I set this as a homework question for my undergraduate groups course every year and the answers systematically ignore the necessary assumption $\endgroup$
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    $\begingroup$ A very similar fallacy: a subset $H$ of a group $G$ is a subgroup if it contains the unit, is closed under multiplication, and is closed under inverses. CLAIM: the second and third condition imply the first. Indeed, take any $x\in H$. Then $x^{-1}$ is also in $H$, so $xx^{-1}=e$ is in $H$. $\endgroup$ Commented Jan 10, 2019 at 17:10
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    $\begingroup$ @trisct It is a fallacy since $H=\varnothing$ is closed under multiplication and inverses, but is not a subgroup; in this case the first step "take any $x \in H$" fails. $\endgroup$ Commented Mar 31, 2020 at 19:45
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    $\begingroup$ A nice realization of a counterexample can be the relation: "to love someone". In an ideal world, symmetry and transitivity of this relation should hold. But everyone knows that you can't really love yourself if no one loves you... $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 15, 2021 at 22:02
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Ethan Akin's "proof" that all vector bundles are stably trivial, and hence the $K$-theory of any space must vanish:

Let $V$ be a vector bundle over the base space $B$. Let $T$ be a trivial bundle of the same rank as $V$. To show that $V$ is stably trivial, it suffices to prove that $$V\oplus V=V\oplus T$$.

Let $P$ be the principal bundle associated with $V$. Pull $P$ back over itself to get a bundle $Q$:

Q defined as pullback of P against itself

Then $Q$ (together with the map to $B$) is the principal bundle associated to $V\oplus V$. But the bundle $Q\rightarrow P$ clearly has a section, namely the diagonal map (viewing $Q$ as a subspace of $P\times P$). Thus $Q=P\times GL_n$, which (together with the same map to $B$) is the principal bundle associated to $V\oplus T$.

(Reference: Ethan Akin, K-theory doesn’t exist, JPAA 12 (1978) pp.177–179.)

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    $\begingroup$ I like this. It shows how easy it is to fool yourself and others by drawing a diagram and saying ''the natural map'' and ''canonically isomorphic'' a few times! Apparently, the paper was peer-reviewed, but it states clearly that the purpose was to discuss a fallacious proof. $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 30, 2012 at 19:55
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    $\begingroup$ Every this question bubbles back up to the front page again, this answer is the one that stops me in my tracks for 5 minutes trying to find the error. $\endgroup$ Commented Jan 10, 2019 at 8:42
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Theorem: Every bounded differentiable function $f\colon \mathbb{R}\to \mathbb{R}$ is constant.

Proof. By assumption there exist real numbers $M,N$ such that
$$N\leq f(x) \leq M.$$ Taking derivatives we get $$0\leq f'(x)\leq 0.$$ Hence $f'(x)=0$ so $f$ is constant. QED

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    $\begingroup$ For $\mathbb C$ it’s true but the proof is a little different. $\endgroup$ Commented Oct 1, 2019 at 21:50
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Theorem: All people have the same eye color.

Proof by induction: we prove the statement "All members of any set of people have the same eye color". This is clearly true for any singleton set.

Now, assume we have a set $S$ of people, and the inductive hypothesis is true for all smaller sets. Choose an ordering on the set, and let $S_1$ be the set formed by removing the first person, and $S_2$ be the set formed by removing the last person.

All members of $S_1$ have the same eye color, and also for $S_2$. However, $S_1 \cap S_2$ has members from both sets, so all members of $S$ have the same eyecolor. $\square$

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True Theorem The symmetric groups (consisting of all permutations) on infinite sets of different cardinalities are not isomorphic.

False proof: The two groups have different cardinalities, since there are $2^\kappa$ many permutations of an infinite set of size $\kappa$, and $\kappa\lt\lambda$ implies $2^\kappa\lt 2^\lambda$. QED

See the question: Can the symmetric groups on sets of differing infinite cardinalities be isomorphic? for further information and a correct proof.

I find the false proof illuminating, since it shows the limitation of a naive treatment of the continuum function $\kappa\mapsto 2^\kappa$. It simply isn't necessarily the case that the two groups have different cardinalities, even though it is necessarily the case that they are not isomorphic.

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I came across this one in a book of false proofs, the name of which I can't remember. It stuck out because it's not the usual hidden division by $0$ or unestablished base case in an induction.

Theorem: Every implication or its converse must be true.

Proof:

Check the truth table for $(P\to Q)\vee (Q\to P)$ and note that it is a tautology.

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However we know that there are many cases where neither an implication nor its converse is true. For example take $P$ to be "$n$ is odd" and $Q$ to be "$n$ is prime."

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    $\begingroup$ Actually, I like this one. Even if universal quantification is implicit, it is better not to forget that it is there. $\endgroup$ Commented Jan 10, 2019 at 11:14
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    $\begingroup$ @RichardBirkett yes! "Mathematical fallacies, flaws, and flimflam" by Edward J. Barbeau. It is apparently out of print. cambridge.org/core/books/… $\endgroup$
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Theorem. $\int_0^\infty \sin x \phantom. dx/x = \pi/2$.

Poof. For $x>0$ write $1/x = \int_0^\infty e^{-xt} \phantom. dt$, and deduce that $\int_0^\infty \sin x \phantom. dx/x$ is $$ \int_0^\infty \sin x \int_0^\infty e^{-xt} \phantom. dt \phantom. dx = \int_0^\infty \left( \int_0^\infty e^{-tx} \sin x \phantom. dx \right) \phantom. dt = \int_0^\infty \frac{dt}{t^2+1}, $$ which is the arctangent integral for $\pi/2$, QED.

The theorem is correct, and usually obtained as an application of contour integration, or of Fourier inversion ($\sin x / x$ is a multiple of the Fourier transform of the characteristic function of an interval). The poof, which is the first one I saw (given in a footnote in an introductory textbook on quantum physics), is not correct, because the integral does not converge absolutely. One can rescue it by writing $\int_0^M \sin x \phantom. dx/x$ as a double integral in the same way, obtaining $$ \int_0^M \sin x \frac{dx}{x} = \int_0^\infty \frac{dt}{t^2+1} - \int_0^\infty e^{-Mt} (\cos M + t \cdot \sin M) \frac{dt}{t^2+1} $$ and showing that the second integral approaches $0$ as $M \rightarrow \infty$; but this detour makes for a much less appealing alternative to the usual proof by complex or Fourier analysis.

Still the double-integral trick can be used legitimately to evaluate $\int_0^\infty \sin^m x \phantom. dx/x^n$ for integers $m,n$ such that the integral converges absolutely (that is, with $2 \leq n \leq m$; NB unlike the contour or Fourier approach this technique applies also when $m \not\equiv n \bmod 2$). Write $(n-1)!/x^n = \int_0^\infty t^{n-1} e^{-xt} \phantom. dt$ to obtain $$ \int_0^\infty \sin^m x \frac{dx}{x^n} = \frac1{(n-1)!} \int_0^\infty t^{n-1} \left( \int_0^\infty e^{-tx} \sin^m x \phantom. dx \right) \phantom. dt, $$ in which the inner integral is a rational function of $t$, and then the integral with respect to $t$ is elementary. For example, when $m=n=2$ we find $$ \int_0^\infty \sin^2 x \frac{dx}{x^2} = \int_0^\infty t \frac2{t^3+4t} dt = 2 \int_0^\infty \frac{dt}{t^2+4} = \frac\pi2. $$ As a bonus, we recover a correct proof of our starting theorem by integration by parts:

$$ \frac\pi2 = \int_0^\infty \sin^2 x \frac{dx}{x^2} = \int_0^\infty \sin^2 x \phantom. d(-1/x) = \int_0^\infty \frac1x d(\sin^2 x) = \int_0^\infty 2 \sin x \cos x \frac{dx}{x}; $$ since $2 \sin x \cos x = \sin 2x$, the desired $\int_0^\infty \sin x \phantom. dx/x = \pi/2$ follows by a linear change of variable.

Exercise Use this technique to prove that $\int_0^\infty \sin^3 x \phantom. dx/x^2 = \frac34 \log 3$, and more generally $$ \int_0^\infty \sin^3 x \frac{dx}{x^\nu} = \frac{3-3^{\nu-1}}{4} \cos \frac{\nu\pi}{2} \Gamma(1-\nu) $$ when the integral converges. [Both are in Gradshteyn and Ryzhik, page 449, formula 3.827; the $\nu=2$ case is 3.827#3, credited to D. Bierens de Haan, Nouvelles tables d'intégrales définies, Amsterdam 1867; the general case is 3.827#1, from Gröbner and Hofreiter's Integraltafel II, Springer: Vienna and Innsbruck 1958.]

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    $\begingroup$ +1: "Poof" is a great new term for an "incorrect proof," whether you intended it or not ;) $\endgroup$ Commented Mar 20, 2013 at 18:37
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    $\begingroup$ Thanks. Yes, it was intentional (I repeated it in the text); it's not new, though apparently not well-known, and I don't remember where I got it from. $\endgroup$ Commented Mar 20, 2013 at 21:32
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    $\begingroup$ Just FYI, "poof" is also a derogatory term for homosexual men. I would not suggest using it. $\endgroup$ Commented Mar 25, 2021 at 10:19
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    $\begingroup$ If "poof" can be offensive, why not drop a different letter? I suggest "prof" for an incorrect proof. ;) $\endgroup$ Commented May 16, 2021 at 11:37
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Here's a nice false proof of the continuum hypothesis.

Consider the rational numbers $\mathbb{Q}$ as a totally ordered field. We can add an indeterminate $T_0$ and make it positive but infinitely small (i.e., smaller than positive any element of $\mathbb{Q}$), that is, order $\mathbb{Q}(T_0)$ by lexicographic order of the Laurent series expansion at $0$. Then we can add another indeterminate $T_1$ and make it positive but infinitely small (i.e., smaller than any positive element of $\mathbb{Q}(T_0)$). This process can be iterated transfinitely and we can add $\aleph_1$ indeterminates $T_\iota$ for $\iota<\omega_1$, each infinitely smaller than all the previous ones. The resulting field $K = \mathbb{Q}(T_\iota)$ has cardinality $\aleph_1$ as is easy to show. Now any positive sequence converging to $0$ in $K$ must be eventually constant because it has to cross uncountably many $T_\iota$. So any Cauchy sequence in $K$ is eventually constant. So any Cauchy sequence in $K$ is convergent. So $K$ is complete. But since $K$ contains $\mathbb{Q}$, it contains $\mathbb{R}$. So we have a set of cardinality $\aleph_1$ containing $\mathbb{R}$, which proves the continuum hypothesis.

(The error, of course, is simply that the notion of "completeness" is wrong and its use is nonsense. But if you tell it quickly enough, many people will fall for it.)

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    $\begingroup$ I wouldn't say its "nonsense" -- there's a perfectly sensible notion of "completeness" and "completion" for ordered fields. It just isn't detectable via sequences in general; I'd say that's the real error here. $\endgroup$ Commented Jan 15, 2013 at 1:50
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Another subtle variant of the induction fallacy suggested by Fedor Petrov.

Theorem: every graph without isolated nodes is connected.

Proof Induction on the number of nodes. Clearly the result is true for graphs with 1 (void statement) and 2 nodes. Now, assume we have proved the statement for graphs with up to $n$ nodes. Take a graph with $n$ nodes; by induction hypothesis it must be connected. Let's add a non-isolated node to it. As this node is not isolated, it is connected to one of the other $n$ nodes. But then it's easy to conclude that the whole graph of $n+1$ nodes is connected!

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Not so much of a proof but rather a computation.

$$\frac{64}{16} = \frac{\not{6}4}{1\not{6}}= \frac{4}{1} = 4$$

by canceling the $6$s.

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    $\begingroup$ This reminds me of a student in one of my classes who simplified $\frac{\sin x}{n} = six$. I almost gave him credit for that. $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 21, 2012 at 15:06
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    $\begingroup$ Likewise $19/95 = 1/5$, $26/65 = 2/5$, and (a bit less satisfactory because not in lowest terms) $49/98 = 4/8$. $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 21, 2012 at 19:59
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    $\begingroup$ For more examples and analysis of these "weird fractions", see A Pumping Lemma for Invalid Reductions of Fractions, Michael N. Fried and Mayer Goldberg, The College Mathematics Journal, Vol. 41, No. 5 (November 2010), pp. 357-364. $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 22, 2012 at 21:24
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    $\begingroup$ My algebra students know better than to fall for this, but they will try to reduce $\frac{x+3}{x+4}$ to $\frac{3}{4}$. So then I invoke this, asking them if $\frac{13}{14}$ reduces to $\frac{3}{4}$, and (when they say No) asking them what happens when $x := 10$. $\endgroup$ Commented Jun 16, 2012 at 15:25
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    $\begingroup$ Those who were as mystified by cheval/oiseau may find enlightenment at algorythmes.blogspot.com/2009/09/cheval-oiseau-pi.html When that link disappears, just type cheval/oiseau = pi into (whatever search engine has replaced) Google. $\endgroup$ Commented Jan 10, 2019 at 15:20
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One night I proved that every module is flat. Let $M$ be an $R$-module and let $\mathfrak{a}$ be any ideal of the ring $R$. Tensoring the natural inclusion $i:\mathfrak{a} \to R$ we obtain $i_\ast : M \otimes \mathfrak{a} \to M \otimes R$ such that $i_\ast(x\otimes y)=x\otimes i(y)=x\otimes y$, for every $x\in M$ and $y \in \mathfrak{a}$. So $i_\ast$ is injective and we conclude that $M$ is flat...

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A common mistake in using induction for statements concerning finite sets is the bad logic "prove it for 1-set, and if we have proved this for $n$-set, add an element and prove it for $(n+1)$-set". I like the following illustrative example proposed by Sergey Berlov:

Theorem. A simple undirected graph with $n$ vertices and $n$ edges contains a triangle.

Proof. For $n<3$ there are simply no such graphs. For $n=3$ a triangle exists. Now add a vertex and an edge. The triangle does not disappear, right?

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    $\begingroup$ Another poof, another oof. $\endgroup$ Commented Nov 30, 2023 at 13:17
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    $\begingroup$ Oh, I liked "poof"! Instead of a proof, the "theorem" went poof, and it made me think "oof". I wanted to make a joke towards Erdos's slogan, "another roof, another proof." It wasn't meant as a criticism of "poof." $\endgroup$ Commented Dec 1, 2023 at 0:23
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    $\begingroup$ Anyway, I love this false proof and have used it in several classes. Thanks for sharing it. $\endgroup$ Commented Dec 1, 2023 at 2:00
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    $\begingroup$ @ZachTeitler It was not intential:) Before tonight, I did not even know this word. I kind of returned it for you. $\endgroup$ Commented Dec 1, 2023 at 6:54
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I always liked this proof, from the theory of Umbral Calculus developed by Rota (See "Combinatorics: The Rota Way", by Joseph Kung, Gian Carlo Rota and Catherin Yan, chapter 4.2).

Proposition: Let $(a_n)_{n\geq 0}$ and $(b_n)_{n \geq 0}$ be sequences. Then $$b_n=\sum_{k=0}^n\binom{n}{k} a_k \ \text{ for all } n \Longleftrightarrow a_n=\sum_{k=0}^n (-1)^{n-k}\binom{n}{k}b_k \ \text{ for all } n.$$

The heuristic proof use the notion of "raising and lowering subscripts and superscript". Raising subscripts at the left side we obtain $$b^n=\sum_{k=0}^n\binom{n}{k}a^k=(a+1)^n.$$ Hence, for all $n$, $$a^n=(b-1)^n=\sum_{k=0}^n (-1)^{n-k}\binom{n}{k}b^k.$$ Lowering exponents, we obtain the inverse relation.

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    $\begingroup$ This doesn't look like a false proof. Rather, it's a proof that looks absurd at first glance but that can be made rigorous if you set up the right theoretical framework. Sort of like certain kinds of manipulations with divergent series, or arguments using infinitesimals, or the Dirac delta function. $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 23, 2012 at 14:32
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Ma & Pa Kettle Math Lesson
YouTube

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My favourites are "close" to formal false proofs in Coq.

1) In reply to a challenge by coq developer

Who can address this challenge: find a "simple" statement $T$ (simple in the sense that anyone with a minimal background in logics can understand) such that you can prove both $T$ and $\neg T$ in Coq.

Daniel Schepler solved it here. Daniel's proof was valid and passed coqchk, though it was not enough to prove False in Coq - Coq gave an "Universe inconsistency". AFAICT the proof encoded a paradox.

2) Damien Pous announced and gave link to code

There is a bug with vm_compute and values obtained from functors applications: using the attached code, I can produce an assumption-free proof of False, or Bus errors.

False proofs in Coq are difficult because Coq produces a "certificate" that can be checked for validity (if one doesn't check the certificate and is happy with the compiler as most people do, it is much easier).

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$\pi$ is irrational : if $\pi=a/b$ is irreducible, and $a$ is divisible by an odd prime $p$, the series for $\sin \pi =\pi-\pi^3/6+\pi^5/120-\dots$ converges in the $p$-adics, and the limit is obviously not zero, absurd (if $a=2^n$, $n>1$ and the convergence is assured in the 2-adics, with the same contradiction).

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    $\begingroup$ True story that I witnessed in a US precalculus class: the teacher told the class that $\pi$ was a rational number, since $\pi = C/d$, where $C$ is the circumference of a circle and $d$ is the diameter. Since $\pi$ can be written as a fraction, it is rational. This still makes me cringe to this day. $\endgroup$ Commented May 19, 2012 at 18:28
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I can't remember where I first saw this: does anybody recognise it?

Let $I$ be the operator, from $C^0(\mathbb{R})$ to itself, which takes $f(x)$ to $\int_0^xf(z)dz$.

Since the exponential function $e(x)$ is its own derivative, we integrate both sides to get $e(x) = I(e(x)) + 1$. Regarding $1$ as the identity operator, we can rearrange to get $$(1-I)e(x) = 1,$$ and hence $$e(x) = \frac{1}{1-I}1 = (1 + I + I^2 + \cdots)1 = 1 + x + \frac{x^2}{2} + \cdots.$$

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    $\begingroup$ As long as you verify that I is a contraction operator on continuous functions on an interval of length less than 1, this works just fine: the series converges in the max norm, i.e. uniformly. Then you can check that this particular series happens to converge everywhere. Although omitting this check is an error, it seems to me that it just exposes an error in the strategy of using a purely algebraic argument to prove an analytic statement. $\endgroup$
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    $\begingroup$ Indeed, $I$ has zero spectral radius, so the series for $(1-z I)^{-1}$ even converges for all $z$. Notoriously, the exponential series is a particular case of a geometric series. $\endgroup$ Commented Aug 16, 2012 at 9:07
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One usual "proof" of Leopoldt Conjecture is that $\mathbb{Z}_p$ is $\mathbb{Z}$-flat, hence the rank of the $p$-adic completion of the units of a number field has the same rank of the units themselves (which is Leopoldt Conjecture) because you can obtain the completion simply as $\mathcal{O}^\times\otimes\mathbb{Z}_p$.

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This one is interesting also in the sense of having an interesting history: In his writings, Cantor used a principle "every set can be well-ordered." As far as I understand, he claimed that it was obvious.

In 1905, König proposed and published an alleged proof that $\mathbb{R}$ cannot be well-ordered:

Suppose that $\mathbb{R}$ is well-ordered with an ordering relation $\preceq$. Since there are uncountably many reals, there is an undefinable one (say, undefinable even in the language with the symbol $\preceq$). Since $\preceq$ is a well-ordering, there exists the least one $x_0$ which is not definable. But we have just defined it. A contradiction.

In the same year, a paper by Zermelo ''A proof of the principle that every set can be well-ordered'' was published. The author reduced the controversial principle to several reasonably looking statements which became a basis of what is known as Zermelo--Fränkel set theory.

On the other hand, what became known as König paradox had to wait a bit to be resolved until better understanding of truth predicates was obtained.

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    $\begingroup$ Note that of course Konig's argument would also imply the nonexistence of $\omega_1$. (History question: did Konig observe this at the time, or did he just focus on $\mathbb{R}$?) $\endgroup$ Commented Mar 28, 2021 at 17:49
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Many years ago, I came up with this stupid proof that all groups are abelian: $$ab^{-1}=a\cdot{1\over b}={a\over b}={1\over b}\cdot a=b^{-1}a$$ I called it The Passing Through Theorem.

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    $\begingroup$ This somewhat reminds me of the Eckermann-Hilton argument. $\endgroup$ Commented Mar 25, 2021 at 3:50
  • $\begingroup$ @AntoineLabelle Your remark is a very good mathematical insider joke. $\endgroup$
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This proof that $\pi=0$ may be of some interest in examinations.

The function $f(x)=\arctan(x)+\arctan(1/x)$ has derivative $f’(x)=\frac1{1+x^2}-\frac1{x^2} \frac{1}{1+\frac1{x^2}}=0$, hence it is constant. Therefore$\displaystyle \lim_{x\to+\infty}f(x)= \displaystyle \lim_{x\to-\infty}f(x)$, that is $\frac\pi2=-\frac\pi2$, whence $\pi=0$.$\quad\square$

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    $\begingroup$ Even simpler: ...then $\pi/2=f(1)=f(-1)=-\pi/2$, whence... $\endgroup$ Commented Sep 28, 2021 at 22:37
  • $\begingroup$ of course, but I prefer the limit just to add some more fog --the thing is an exam question ;) $\endgroup$ Commented Sep 29, 2021 at 6:42
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    $\begingroup$ besides false proofs, do you give undecidable problems to your students? $\endgroup$
    – joro
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    $\begingroup$ Nice suggestion, I will ;) $\endgroup$ Commented Sep 29, 2021 at 12:14
  • $\begingroup$ sagemath is powerful enough to verify your proof on a computer. $\endgroup$
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I have known the following for 45 years: in the Euclidian plane, every triangle is isosceles.

The false proof needs a handmade picture; take your pen, it's easy. Start from a triangle $ABC$. Draw the perpendicular bisector of $BC$, and the angle bisector from $A$. Let $I$ be their intersection (if it is not unique, you are done). Let $J$ be the projection of $I$ over $AB$, $K$ that over $AC$. Considering the right triangles $AIJ$ and $AIK$, we see that (lengths) $AJ=AK$, and that $IJ=IK$. Then looking at right triangles $BIJ$ and $CIK$, we obtain that $BJ=CK$. We conclude that $$AB=AJ+JB=AK+KC=AC.$$

The falsity is that one of $J$ or $K$ is in the triangle, and the other one is out. Therefore one of the sums above (and only one) should be a difference.

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    $\begingroup$ Apparently due to W. W. Rouse Ball. $\endgroup$ Commented Feb 26, 2019 at 4:17
  • $\begingroup$ In the $p$-adics, every triangle is isosceles. $\endgroup$ Commented Nov 2, 2021 at 23:44
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Josh Nichols-Barrer wrote a delightful proof of Fermat's Last Theorem (and much more) here:

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/rec.humor/wUZ9gBmMchM/V9OS_or6gIQJ

In a nutshell: if $x^n+y^n=z^n$ then by differentiating and dividing by $n$, we get $x^{n-1}+y^{n-1}=z^{n-1}$. There are no integer solutions to $x^0+y^0=z^0$, so by induction Fermat's Last Theorem holds. As corollaries, there are no Pythagorean triples, and also addition is a lie. (But this is just a summary of Josh's amusing post.)

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    – joro
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    $\begingroup$ @joro $0^0=1$ and anyway even if that were an issue it would hardly be the only issue with this proof. :-) $\endgroup$ Commented Nov 3, 2021 at 13:56
  • $\begingroup$ "Differentiate to obtain...", like Josh says, is really masterful math writing 😁 As he observes, this "implies" that no two real (complex, btw) numbers add up to a third one. Luckily multiplication still resists. $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 12, 2023 at 11:18
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I would like to submit the following false proof of $\mathbf{P} \neq \mathbf{NP}$ which got me confused for a minute and illustrates the importance of putting quantifiers in the right place:

The error is that while both statements are correct for a certain interpretation of “relative to a generic oracle $G$”, the order of the quantifiers is different: the first says that any language $L$ which is in $\mathbf{P}^G$ (resp. $\mathbf{NP}^G$) for a comeager set of $G$ is in fact in $\mathbf{P}$ (resp. $\mathbf{NP}$) (and conversely); the second says that there is a comeager set of $G$ such that there exist languages $L$ which are in $\mathbf{NP}^G$ not in $\mathbf{P}^G$.

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Given any $x$, we have (by using the substitution $u=x^2/y$) $$ \int_0^1 {x^3\over y^2} e^{-x^2/y}\,dy = \biggl[x e^{-x^2/y}\biggr]_0^1 = x e^{-x^2}.$$ Therefore, for all $x$, $$\eqalign{e^{-x^2}(1-2x^2) &= {d\over dx}(xe^{-x^2})\cr &= {d\over dx} \int_0^1 {x^3\over y^2} e^{-x^2/y}\,dy\cr &= \int_0^1 {\partial \over \partial x} \biggl({x^3\over y^2} e^{-x^2/y}\biggr)\,dy\cr &= \int_0^1 e^{-x^2/y} \biggl({3x^2\over y^2} - {2x^4\over y^3}\biggr)\,dy.\cr} $$ Now set $x=0$; the left-hand side is $e^0(1-0) = 1$, but the right-hand side is $\int_0^1 0\,dy = 0$.

The main idea for this proof comes from an entry in Gelbaum and Olmstead's book Counterexamples in Analysis.

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Theorem: Every totally disconnected set has the discrete topology.

Proof: Let $X$ be a totally disconnected set. If $X$ has only one element, the conclusion clearly follows. Otherwise, for distinct points $a, b \in X$, we have that {$a, b$} $\subset X$ is not connected. Therefore, {$a, b$} admits a separation; but the only way to write this as a disjoint union of nonempty sets is {$a$} $\cup$ {$b$}. Since this gives a separation, each of {$a$} and {$b$} is open. In particular, {$a$} is open for any $a \in X$; so $X$ has the discrete topology. Q.E.D.

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    $\begingroup$ Well, the proof would prove more and be much simpler if, instead of looking at the subspace $\{a,b\}$, you just look at the subspace $\{a\}$. Now $\{a\}$ is obviously open, so every topological space whatsoever is discrete. $\endgroup$ Commented Jun 16, 2012 at 15:36
  • $\begingroup$ UGH this reminds me of when I once wrote about rational points $\mathbb{Q}^d$ being discrete in euclidean space and was interrogated as to why... I must have thought connected components are clopen in their containing space (I had separations in the back of the mind, which I now have it sharply burned that components do not form). $\endgroup$ Commented Apr 27, 2020 at 3:47
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Let me recycle this.

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