Here's another one that no one's rushing to answer on stackexchange.
Tesselate a torus with finitely many simply connected polygons. Do not allow four or more of them to meet at a point. Count the edges by viewing them as edges of a graph, not as edges of a polygon; i.e. don't count a "straight line" as just one edge if it's the boundary between polygons A and B until you reach a point after which it's the boundary between A and C; at that point one edge ends and the next starts. (For example, if the torus lies flat on a table, you can divide it into (1) the upper north quadrant; (2) the upper south quadrant; (3) the lower east quadrant; and (4) the lower west quandrant. In one sense, each of these is a rectangle with four edges, but two of the edges get interrupted halfway through by a vertex, so we'll count six graph edges.)
Then: The average number of edges of the tesselating polygons is exactly 6.
Proof: $V-E+F=0$, then massage.
The question: Is the statement after "then" in citable literature somewhere?