I answer because Federico Poloni suggested it in a comment.
This sequence is in the oeis: oeis.org/A088217
I don't think the question is very well defined, what does "explicit function of $n$" mean? And what is a "meaningless function"?
The number is computable of course, for example this sage code could be considered a "function" for this number.
def a088217(n):
return len(set(Matrix(n, n, [p(i) for i in range(1, n^2 + 1)]).det() for p in Permutations(n^2)))
Maybe a more meaningful question would be "What is the complexity of calculating that number?" For this I would expect one can do better than $O(n!\cdot n^3).$