When I was recently at MSRI, they had a big poster of humorous advice on how to get an NSF proposal rejected (for example: "Definitely don't worry about sending it to an appropriate program officer.  Surely it will find its way to the right person eventually.").  I thought it was a very good summation of how to write a proposal.  But I just tried to find it on Google, and failed (probably because I'm not remembering what the real title was).

>Does anyone know where this list is available online?