How to prove that there is no formula for $n!$ that does only use the binary operations $+,-,*,/$ on natural numbers, powers of natural numbers, and fixed natural numbers?
The same question over the reals is asked here. Similar questions have been asked several times on math.SE but none of the answers there provides a formula of the specified type.
I am quite sure that there is no such formula but I have no clue how one could prove that.
In particular, I do not allow integer parts (floors or ceilings), except that the division function returns the integral quotient, so it does hide a sort of floor operation, which is allowed in this form.
I do not allow integrals or derivatives, sum or product symbols, I do not allow substitutions into functions with multiple variables etc. The length of the formula should be uniformly bounded for all $n$ (otherwise $1\cdot2\cdot\ldots\cdot n$ would work).
My motivation is that my 9-year-old son asked me this question. This doesn't mean that your solution should be understandable by a 9-year-old, but rather that I only allow the operations that he has heard of. Also note that most likely there is no such formula but I want a proof for that.