Irrationality of $2^{1/n}$ for $n\geq 3$: if $2^{1/n}=p/q$ then $p^n = q^n+q^n$, contradicting Fermat's Last Theorem. Unfortunately FLT is not strong enough to prove $\sqrt{2}$ irrational.
I've forgotten who this one is due to, but it made me laugh. EDIT: Steve Huntsman's link credits it to W. H. Schultz.