Here is a spelled[UPDATE: As Tom Goodwillie points out version, this is much more complicated than necessary and misunderstands the line of Tom Goodwillie's commentargument that he had in mind. Still, it has some interesting features so I will leave it here.]
Let $\mathcal{M}$ be the category of connected smooth manifolds and smooth maps, let $\mathcal{M}_1$ be the subcategory with the same objects whose morphisms are the diffeomorphisms, and let $J\colon\mathcal{M}_1\to\mathcal{M}$ be the inclusion. Suppose we have a functor $U\colon\mathcal{M}_1\to\mathcal{M}$ and a natural map $p\colon UM\to JM$ that is a universal cover for all $M$. Consider $S^1$ as the usual subspace of $\mathbb{C}$, and choose a point $a\in p^{-1}\{1\}\subset U(S^1)$. For $z\in S^1$ we can define $\mu_z\in\mathcal{M}_1(S^1,S^1)$ by $\mu_z(u)=zu$, and then define $s(z)=U(\mu_z)(a)\in U(S^1)$. This defines a section $s$ of the map $p\colon U(S^1)\to S^1$. If we make enough additional assumptions to ensure that $s$ is continuous, then we arrive at a contradiction.
I think that in fact no additional assumptions are needed, but that needs a slightly different approach. We can identify $S^1$ with $\mathbb{R}P^1$, and then we have an action of the group $G=PSL_2(\mathbb{R})$. Let $H$ be the upper triangular subgroup, which is the stabiliser of the basepoint $1\in S^1$. For $h\in H$ there is a unique $h'\colon U(S^1)\to U(S^1)$ with $ph'=hp$ and $h'(a)=a$. The map $Fh$ need not obviously fix $a$ so it need not coincide with $h'$, but it must have $Fh=\phi(h)\circ h'$ for some deck transformation $\phi(h)$. The group of deck transformations can be identified with $\pi_1(S^1,1)=\mathbb{Z}$, and $H$ acts on this in a natural way (independent of the supposed existence of $U$). Using the connectivity of $H$ we see that this action is trivial. I think it follows that $\phi\colon H\to\mathbb{Z}$ is a homomorphism, but any element $h\in H$ has $n$'th roots for all $n>0$, and this forces $\phi$ to be trivial, so $Fh=h'$ for all $h$. This proves that $Fh$ depends continuously on $h$ for $h\in H$. Moreover, one can find $h_z,k_z\in H$ such that the entries are rational functions of $z$ and $\mu_z=h_z\mu_{-1}k_z$. It follows that $F(\mu_z)$ depends continuously on $z$ except possibly at finitely many values of $z$. These possible exceptions can then be removed by an auxiliary argument with the group structure.