Countably many little dwarfs are going to their everyday work to the mine. They are marching and singing in a well-ordered line (by natural numbers), so that number 1 watches the backs of all the other ones, and, in general, number n watches the backs of all the others from n+1 on. Suddenly, an evil wizard appears on the top of a small hill, and magically puts a name on the back of each dwarf. Any name may be used, even more than once: existing ones, old-fashioned ones, or just weird sounds sprang out of his sick imagination, included grunts, sneezes and any snort-like name (you may enjoy providing your listerners with examples if they ask for). Then, he claims that, at his signal, everybody has to guess his own name, and say it loudly, all together. Whoever fails, will disappear immediately. Poor dwarfs are not new to these bully spells, and do have a strategy, that allows all but finitely many of them to survive. How do they do? To formalize, we may think the evil wizard has attached a real number to each dwarf's back.