(Discrete BROUWER) Given $\epsilon$ and a function $f$ that takes coordinates in $[0,1]^2$ and produces coordinates in $[0,1]^2$, output some coordinate $(x,y)$ such that $\|(x,y) - f(x,y)\| \leq \epsilon$.
(SPERNER) Given an integer $n$ and a function $f$ that takes integers $(a,b)$ such that $a+b = n$ (that is, points on a triangulation) and produces a color {red,green,blue} and satisfying the usual Sperner coloring constraints, output a set of three points $((a_1,b_1),(a_2,b_2),(a_3,b_3))$ that (a) is a triangle and (b) is colored with three different colors.