Inspired by an exceptionally silly article in today's newspaper I pose the following "egg parametrization problem".
Give an explicit function $ f(x,y,t) : \mathbb{R}^2\times I \to \mathbb{R}$ such that for each $t$ from interval $I$ the solution set of equation $f(x,y,t) = 0$ looks like an egg.
I'm looking for function that provides most of the various egg shapes found in nature.