2,291 reputation
1014
bio website
location
age
visits member for 3 years, 4 months
seen 12 hours ago

These are all questions I would never even have asked myself until that incident with Don. Every day, my friend Don and I would see who could trip each other the most times. But then one day I tripped him and he fell and broke his jaw. He looked up and, with slurred speech, said, “I guess you win.” But what did I win? I didn't win anything, and you know why? Because I forgot to make a bet with him. But something else was wrong, and I knew it. Why did I want to trip Don in the first place? To show how clever I was, or how brave, or how successful? Yes, all those things. So I guess that answers that. -- Jack Handey


2,291 Reputation

10 Nov 9
10 Oct 30
10 Oct 29
10 Oct 28
30 Oct 27
60 Oct 25
10 Oct 24
10 Oct 14
10 Oct 13
10 Oct 2
20 Sep 22
20 Aug 25
75 Jul 22
20 Jul 21
10 Jul 20
125 Jul 17
40 Jun 1
-15 May 31
40 May 30
10 May 24
20 May 14
10 Apr 29
60 Apr 24
165 Apr 23
30 Apr 12
125 Apr 11
10 Mar 26
10 Jan 26
10 Jan 23
10 Jan 11