2 "Construction" is not in the square root.

You'd think that with John H. Conway around, this should be like shooting fish in a barrel. One title that comes to mind is

• The $\text{The} \ \sqrt{\text{Monster Construction}}$ \sqrt{\text{Monster}}$Construction I also like the paper (both the title and the contents!) by Andreas Blass, 1 [made Community Wiki] You'd think that with John H. Conway around, this should be like shooting fish in a barrel. One title that comes to mind is • The Sensual (Quadratic) Form and there are more goodies if you look at his bibliography. For example, • Character Calisthenics or •$\text{The} \ \sqrt{\text{Monster Construction}}\$