EDIT: I was able to satisfy myself that the crossing probability is exactly $\frac14$, through a fairly (and probably unnecessarily) involved process. At most stages one can reduce to simpler calculations using symmetries or nice facts such as the probability-preserving projection map from a $(d-1)$-sphere in $\mathbb{R}^d$ onto the ball of its first $d-2$ components. For the final step I did have to compute an integral, though—the same one that tells you the angular momentum of a spinning coin (whose axis of rotation is in the plane of the coin).
I have started to suspect that in a certain precise sense an integral is unavoidable—that the boundary of crossing configurations is curved in ways that prevent abutment, just as the region north of $30^\circ$ latitude carries exactly $\frac14$ of the surface area of a perfect globe, but no finite collection of $4S$ rotated copies of it can be an exact $S$-fold cover. (The transcendental answer to the usual Sylvester's four-point problem in the disc also discourages the finite cover approach.)

