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A good joke about infinity is the following. A hotel has rooms $1,2,\dots$. Every room is full when a new guest arrives. The clerk moves the occupant of room $n$ to $n+1$ to make room for the new guest in room 1. An hour later another guest arrives and the clerk repeats the process. 30 minutes later a third guest arrives and the process is repeated. Then 15 minutes, 7.5 minutes, etc., until two hours after the first new guest infinitely many guests have arrived and been accommodated. The clerk is very pleased with himself for dealing with these infinitely many guestguests, when he notices to his horror that all the rooms are empty! All the guests have mysteriously disappeared!
A good joke about infinity is the following. A hotel has rooms $1,2,\dots$. Every room is full when a new guest arrives. The clerk moves the occupant of room $n$ to $n+1$ to make room for the new guest in room 1. An hour later another guest arrives and the clerk repeats the process. 30 minutes later a third guest arrives and the process is repeated. Then 15 minutes, 7.5 minutes, etc., until two hours after the first new guest infinitely many guests have arrived and been accommodated. The clerk is very pleased with himself for dealing with these infinitely many guest, when he notices to his horror that all the rooms are empty! All the guests have mysteriously disappeared!